It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
Therefore, a list of 10 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Instead Of:
Try Saying:
You don't have a clue, do you?
I think you could do with more training
And when the do you expect me to do this?
Perhaps I can work late
Well knock me backwards with a telegraph pole
Really
Tell someone who does care
Perhaps you should check with..
Not my problem, mate.
I wasn't involved in the project.
What the ********
That's interesting.
No chance mate.
I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
