Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you!?
What have we learned in 2,064 years, folks?
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
Cicero speaking in 55 BC
So, evidently nothing.......
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
