Gemini Personnel Limited Newsletter
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| Take a Break! |
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| Did I read that sign right? |
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| In a London Department store: |
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| TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW |
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| In a Laundromat: |
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| AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT |
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| In a London Department store: |
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| BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS |
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| In an office: |
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| WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN |
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| In an office: |
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| AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD |
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| Outside a secondhand shop: |
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| WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? |
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| Notice in health food shop window: |
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| CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS |
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| Spotted in a safari park |
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| ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR |
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| Seen during a conference: |
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| FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR |
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| Notice in a farmer's field: |
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| THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. |
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| Message on a leaflet: |
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| IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS |
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| On a repair shop door: |
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| WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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