Rule I Don’t lie. It wastes my time and yours. I'm sure to catch you in the end, and that's the wrong end.
Rule II Watch your work, not the clock. A long day's work makes a long day short and a short day's work makes my face long.
Rule III Give me more than I expect and I'll pay you more than you expect. I can afford to increase your pay if you'll increase my profits.
Rule IV You owe so much to yourself that you can't afford to owe anybody else. Keep out of debt or out of my employ.
Rule V Dishonesty is never an accident. Good men like good women can't see temptation when they meet it.
Rule VI Mind your own business and in time you'll have a business of your own to mind.
Rule VII Don't do anything here which hurts your self-respect. An employee who is willing to steal for me is capable of stealing from me.
Rule VIII It's none of my business what you do at night, but if dissipation affects what you do the next day, and you do half as much as I demand, you'll last half as long as you hope.
Rule IX Don’t tell me what I'd like to hear but what I ought to hear. I don't want a valet to my vanity, but I need lots of them for my dollars.
Rule X Don't kick if I kick. If you’re worth correcting, you're worth keeping. I don't waste time cutting specks out of rotten apples.
